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Karate is Reality
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick
The Right Technique
If you need to look for a technique from your training repetoir, to use in a fight situation. It's probably the wrong one and too late.
We do not teach any one particular style or a collection of prescribed techniques. No one particular style has anywhere near all the answers. We don't claim to either.We teach a state of open mind, techniques concepts, dynamics and tactics which allow you to look for your own answers.Our job is to teach our students to switch on and trust their own critical faculties. We will not teach, mimic techniques or styles for affect.Students learn to understanding how to judge what works and why.
This allows them to utilise, adapt and apply any technique suited to them, from the vast repertoire available from a diverse martial arts world and from their own creativity.
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congratulations sis
A man walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer. He looks around, admiring the room and he soon notices that there are big lumps of meat hanging on the ceiling. He then says to the bartender, "Why have you got all this meat hanging around?''.
The barman says, 'It's a little bet that we are running. If you can jump up and grab a bit of meat in your mouth then you can have all of your drinks bought for you. If you fail then you have to buy everyone else in the bar their drinks for them. Are you going to have a try at it''. The man shakes his head and says to the bartender, "No, the stakes are to high." (stakes/steaks)
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These two hunters enter the bar every day, the first one always carries the skin of an bear, the other one always empty handed. So the second one goes up to the first hunter and asks him how he gets to shoot a bear every day. "Well, that's easy", he replies," I just go over to one of those holes in the mountain, stand in front of it and shout; 'Yo, fat f***** cu** of a bear, get your stinking a** out off this hole!' as loud as I can, then the bear gets out and I shoot the it. Easy as that."
"O.K." the other one says, "I'll remember that". So the next day the first hunter comes into the bar with his skin and orders a beer. About ten minutes later the second one crawls in, covered in blood, missing an leg, and is generally a mess. So the other hunter yells "What the happened to you man?!"
"Aargh", says the other one " I did what you told me to do, I went to a hole, started shouting and swearing at that bear and guess what happened?"
"What?"
"A train came out."
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